You think this is a site about custom action figures, but while your sleeping brain toys with the notion that these assemblages of plastic and clay are merely eye candy for your left brain, you don't realize the bigger picture at work here. Maybe you haven't noticed but this web site is registered by a non-existent entity whose zip code is the same as Tim Bruckner's gardner, which is the smoking gun in the hands of a DC Direct multi-layered conspiracy to get you to buy more action figures, whose plastic contains an addictive hydrocarbonbenzodiatrophene, a chemical that directly impacts the neuro-receptors of your brain, leading you to want more and buy more and keep asking what the next DC Direct product is, so you click and click and click to find what figures are coming out next, but while you keep looking for the answer, you lose the biggest fish of all, and you keep buying more, pumping money into their coffers without even once considering that hydrocarbonbenzodiatrophene is a chemical manufactured in Il Gentellischi Labs, an Italian subsidiary of the Roman-Catholic church and whose nephew is the third-removed cousin of a one Laura Bush, Mrs. George W. Bush.
We're through the looking-glass, people; white is black and black is white. So you keep searching for the answers.
I remain...the Question.
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